Today, on my drive to the post office, I see an Audi with the following "vanity" license plate:
NO XLCHX
WTF??
Then, some idiot practically runs me over in the post office lobby - I get to the parking lot and realize that it is the SAME TOOL with the "vanity" plate. I wanted to broadside his stupid-ass Audi. I could've even slightly bent a little if he was at least good-looking. NOT! Dumbass.
I get it. I'm fat and not worth your time or acknowledgement. But what the hell, must you broadcast your TOOLNESS to the world???